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18 and small.--I have an immense amount of love for the feline race.My dream boy is covered with tattoos, but mama won't let me take him home.I'll smile if it's worth it.I'm too young to hate as many people as I do, but I'm too old to pretend you're all just going through a phase.It's time to grow up.Hello, I'm Megan Allyse.

doubtful-seer:

horsesforfraublucher:

thedevilstongue:

olivialaurel:

My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

Oh my GOD.

Extreme dad jokes.

Good lord…

depression-party:

iamnotttarobot:

depression-party:

iamnotttarobot:

depression-party:

Talk to me.

You don’t have friends

No shit bitch.

Fight me or something idc

I got like a foot on you Megan. I’ll force you to make me more sandwiches.

After fresh deli I stopped making sandwiches you’re out of luck well just have to fight

intensional:

i love this show

africandad:

africanson:

i fucking hate my dad

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depression-party:

iamnotttarobot:

depression-party:

Talk to me.

You don’t have friends

No shit bitch.

Fight me or something idc

depression-party:

Talk to me.

You don’t have friends

iamnotttarobot:

Ain’t no party like a peejay party

iamnotttarobot:

Ain’t no party like a peejay party