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18 and small.--I have an immense amount of love for the feline race.My dream boy is covered with tattoos, but mama won't let me take him home.I'll smile if it's worth it.I'm too young to hate as many people as I do, but I'm too old to pretend you're all just going through a phase.It's time to grow up.Hello, I'm Megan Allyse.

edens-blog:

The struggle is real.

allteensrelate:

having self confidence issues likeimage

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

robbidybobbin:

madeofmetals:

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.

hakuna-muchata:

Working hard or hardly working

hakuna-muchata:

Working hard or hardly working