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18 and small.--I have an immense amount of love for the feline race.My dream boy is covered with tattoos, but mama won't let me take him home.I'll smile if it's worth it.I'm too young to hate as many people as I do, but I'm too old to pretend you're all just going through a phase.It's time to grow up.Hello, I'm Megan Allyse.

Anonymous said: Would you be my friend? :)

coffeeblooded:

Honestly not if you’re THIS shy haha I would freak you the fuck out in real life x)

He’s also A BAD FRIEND

landorus:

tomato-market:

landorus:

DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS

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heard u were talking shit

i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before

nosdrinker:

at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit

alexyougoonie:

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

Pls

hakuna-muchata

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

meladoodle:

the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash