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June 2013

twodoorcinemaclubsoda:

Why do men think women are angry just on their period?

I’m angry all the time. Get the fuck away from me

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The best asks, ever.
  • 1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
  • 2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
  • 3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
  • 4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
  • 5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
  • 6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
  • 7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
  • 8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
  • 9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
  • 10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
  • 11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
  • 12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
  • 13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
  • 14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
  • 15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
  • 16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
  • 17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
  • 18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
  • 19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
  • 20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
  • 21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
  • 22: Which continents have you been on?
  • 23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
  • 24: Backpacks or satchels?
  • 25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
  • 26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
  • 27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
  • 28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
  • 29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
  • 30: The latest you've ever slept?
  • 31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
  • 32: Do you pick at scabs?
  • 33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
  • 34: How far can you throw a baseball?
  • 35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
  • 36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
  • 37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
  • 38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
  • 39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
  • 40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
  • 41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
  • 42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
  • 43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
  • 44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
  • 45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
  • 46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
  • 47: City or nature person?
  • 48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
  • 49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
  • 50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
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antisocialtexting:

mom….dad…..i cant be tamed

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suffer-the-cycle:

Tuukka Rask drank from his Tuukka flask, before putting on his Tuukka mask to protect the goal which was his Tuukka task.

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Deep Red, Red Pink, Blue, Rose, Purple, Violet, Aqua, Lavender, Orange, Tangerine, Amber, Plum, Plum, Plum, Plum, Plum, Plum, Plum, Plum, Plum, Plum, Plum, Plum, Plum, Plum, Plum, Plum, Plum, Plum, Plum, Plum, Plum, Plum

fuck me then, you won’t 

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Anons. Now.
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#gimme #anons #asks #please #so bored #distract me #anonymous #me #help #now
Color my inbox

thrashinq:

strandings:

Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red
 - I love you.
Pink
 - I think you’re cute.
Blue
 - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple
 - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender
 - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine
 - We have a lot in common.
Amber
 - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

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badafro:

“im gonna make the stupidest baby ever” - my parents

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lampsarepeopletoo:

if you’re reading this ur fucking cute

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Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark. 

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fatwink:

sexual orientation: anyone that gives me attention

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oomshi:

*seductively whispers in your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds

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fuckoff-mondays:

When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time

Jun 18, 2013181,415 notes
Can i play with your clitoris please

i don’t know can you?

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